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1. Love Thy Neighbor, But Don't Get Caught
2. Is There Life After Death? Touch My Truck And Find Out
3. I Take One Day At A Time. Unless They All Attack At Once.
4. Honk If You're Impatient
5. I'm Great In Bed (I Can Sleep All Night)
6. Some People Are Alive Because It's Ilegal To Kill Them
7. Women Love Exclamation Points!!!
(But They Hate Periods)
8. Once Upon A Time A Guy Asked A Girl To Marry Him. She Said No. So Guy Lived Happily Ever After.
9. If you're going to ride my ss, at least buy me dinner first.
2. Is There Life After Death? Touch My Truck And Find Out
3. I Take One Day At A Time. Unless They All Attack At Once.
4. Honk If You're Impatient
5. I'm Great In Bed (I Can Sleep All Night)
6. Some People Are Alive Because It's Ilegal To Kill Them
7. Women Love Exclamation Points!!!
(But They Hate Periods)
8. Once Upon A Time A Guy Asked A Girl To Marry Him. She Said No. So Guy Lived Happily Ever After.
9. If you're going to ride my ss, at least buy me dinner first.
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Funny Sayings
1. Evil is 'Live' spelled backwards.
2. Tradgedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
3. When all else fails, read the instructions.
4. Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!!!
5. Don't you just hate it when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
6. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
7. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
8. Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
9. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the
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Funny Sayings 1
Funny Sayings #1
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button
If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!
If you think life's against you, it probably is
So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
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Funny Quotes
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. ~Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~Louis Hector Berlioz
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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I edit this every once in a while.
These are bumper stickers that I've seen while driving around.
I almost died laughing at buy me dinner first, because my mom was right on their butt.
Ok, let me tell everyone something. If you're going to add my work to your collections or anything, at least tell me how it was. I want to know, and when you just add it, it doesn't tell me a thing.
These are bumper stickers that I've seen while driving around.
I almost died laughing at buy me dinner first, because my mom was right on their butt.
Ok, let me tell everyone something. If you're going to add my work to your collections or anything, at least tell me how it was. I want to know, and when you just add it, it doesn't tell me a thing.
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you should look at the Welcome to nightvale NRA bumper stickers
my favorite one of those is
"guns don't kill people! people kill guns!"
my favorite one of those is
"guns don't kill people! people kill guns!"